STUART CAESAR : WARMONKEY

Monday, December 29, 2008

Christmas; A threat to evil

This Christmas, we have had a man dressed as Santa killing his family ; a man shooting  a group of people on Christmas day because they were talking too loud at the movies, and assorted shootings and murders throughout the city during the entire Christmas season.
This should come as no surprise .This time of year inspires violence and crime.Just as the vampire is repelled by the crucifix and Holy water ; so too are the evil people that infest our society repelled by the celebration of the birthday of the Son of God.That's why they try so hard to ban Nativity displays  and other Christmas related decorations. The sight of them pains those who are evil like a canker sore.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

The Greatest of All Time; George W. Bush

Displaying the reflexes of a panther; President Bush dodged not one ;but two shoes that were hurled at him by an angry Iraqi reporter , during  a recent visit to Baghdad. Bush's skillful dodging of the missiles and his casual humour after the incident gives one more reason to consider this man the greatest President of all time.
 His other assets are;
Greatest War President.We have been safe for eight years from an enemy that is determined to destroy us. That is no accident Bush Haters.
Greatest Tax Cuts.He pulled out all the stops to make sure his cuts were enacted and also extended.
Greatest appointments of conservative judges.Judges that will correctly interpret the Constitution.
Greatest aid to Africa and the fight against Aids and poverty; in fact,he may wind up getting a Nobel Peace Prize for his work.He certainly deserves it more than Al Gore did.
Greatest in living a scandal free life as President.Not even Reagan could compare, since Nancy was heavily into Astrology and was a bit of a control freak. And, last but not least ,most physically fit President in History. Sure ,Kennedy looked good,but was a physical wreck hooked pain killers and Obama smokes like a chiminey.
Yep, when you look at all the evidence ; including his ability to dodge objects hurled at him with casual grace and the agility of an teenager,Bush has to be the Greatest President of all time; except for George Washington ; maybe.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Obama and Hillary ; The Art of the Big Con

So, now Obama claims that he never spoke to Illinois Gov. Rod Blogojevich about the filling of his vacant Senate seat.Blagojevich, of course has been recently arrested on charges of trying to "sell" the senate position , which if true ,is probably the sleaziest political manuvering in the history of Chicago pay to play politics.
The Obama saga just keeps getting better and better,and he hasn't even taken office yet.
He didn't know Ayers , the terrorist, he never heard of Rev. Wright's racist rants,he never was involved in slumlord Tony Rezco's sleazy dealings ; and now , he says he never spoke to Gov. Blagojevich , despite his campaign manager David Axelrod's statement that he, in fact, did.
Add to all this the appointment of Hillary as Secretary of State as well as most of President Clinton's previous staff as his cabinet ; and you have a man who doesn't remind you of Lincoln or Kennedy ,but Paul Newman from The Sting".As a matter of fact I'll bet that as soon as he is sworn in both he and Hillary will probably give each other that sly wink and finger to the side of the nose that Redford and Newman gave each other at the end of the movies sucessful "Big Con".Add to the mix the keeping of Secretary of Defense
Robert Gates; one of the architects of the Iraq War ; and you have a con that would be dismissed by the "Stings" screenwriters as far fetched and implausible.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Walmart Kill Crew Shopping Spree

In the aftermath of the death of a Wal Mart employee at the hands of a rabid bargain hunting mob of morons, I can now readily understand why department stores pushed so hard to get the word "Christmas" out of the holidays last year. After all , if you're in the middle of killing someone who is slowing down your pursuit of sweat socks on sale;you certainly don't want a replica of the baby Jesus staring you down,possibly casting judgement on your actions. Yep,taking the"Christ" out of Christmas was a real good idea wasn't it?You know,it might be time for the man upstairs to unleash another flood or two, you know, just as paybacks for the wonderful way that we celebrate his son's birthday.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Give Thanks To The Man From Texas

This Thanksgiving, I would like to give thanks to those who truly deserve it most. First, President Bush, who kept us safe for eight years from terror attacks.We all owe him a debt that can never be repaid. I n the face of cowardly jackals that called him a liar and a murderer that masterminded 911 he remained steadfast and resolute; and did his job as commander in chief. Forget the nonsense by the looney left that asked where the WMD,s were , or said that Saddam Hussein was not responsible for these attacks. He had them  and we are still finding them.Yellow cake uranium was just found a few weeks ago; in addition to all the other weapons we found that Saddam used against his own people.800 thousand people slaughtered by this madman and his evil sons and there are still jackasses who think we should not have taken him out. He had the weapons. We gave him a lot of them, sop we know he had them. So, his evil ass is gone and Iraqis now have a democratic parliament and free elections.Stick that where the sun don't shine you miserable cowardly liberals.Saddam was a long time sponser of terror by funding them with his own cash and providing them with training facilities and hospital care.
If you are still one of those people that don't get that then you should pull your head out of your liberal un American ass  and face reality.The war in Iraq is won. Our brave troops that are , by the way, volunteers, did a magnificent job , and they are the ones beside our commander in chief that I thank for protecting us and our families, so that we can all enjoy another Thanksgiving in a free nation.Frredom isn't free , and we owe the president and our brave soldiers a debt that can never be repaid . So sit down, shut up , eat your  turkey, and stop bashing the man from Texas who endured your pathetic nonsense for eight years  because he loves this country and our freedom we enjoy More than you who mocked him, That's for sure.Ask the troops if the war is just, their opinion counts more than yours, since they know what the hell they are talking about.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Never go against the family , Barack

Some say that Barack Obama is the new Kennedy. Some say he's the new Lincoln. Some even say that he's the living embodiment of Franklin Roosevelt. But, I think these comparisons are way off base. Actually , Obama is more like Michael Corleone from the Godfather movies.
Like Michael Corleone, Barack Obama may find that it is much easier to play "armchair quarterback" , than to actually be the one in charge , who must make life or death decisions against those who are dedicated to destroy  him and his "family" of fellow  Americans.
The Bush Doctrine is very similar to the Corleone doctrine ,both basically emphasizing pre-emptive strikes against enemies before they grow into more serious threats.And Obama , like Corleone,believes himself to be above the brutal methods of his family , and feels that he can do it better ; with reason and diplomacy ,rather than violence and killing.
However, that was before he met with President Bush , and before his top secret security briefings revealed to him the truth behind the war against terror ,and the Iraq conflict. Now he knows the truth. The same truth that Bush knew, that Clinton knew,and now he can no longer have the luxury of sitting back and bragging about being against the Iraq war and saying that the intelligence was 'manipulated". Now, as President, he will be forced to do the one thing that has eluded his entire political career up to now. He will be forced to make decisions. Many of them of a life or death matter .
No more Bush lied and boys died, no more accusing soldiers of air raiding villages and killing civilians. Now, due to his security briefings ,and meetings with the President,he knows the truth , and it may force him to become the living embodiment of Bush's third term. In the movie , The Godfather , Michael becomes an even more brutal killer than his father or brother; realizing that meetings and diplomacy with the enemy were the tactics that led to the death of both of them. He finds that his version of The Bush Doctrine serves him very well indeed.
Obama now faces a Presidency that must deal with a war on two fronts with no easy way out.He must continue the war and fight to win, since defeat would cripple his effectiveness as commander in chief and damage his image as President both at home and abroad.
Economically , he will be a disaster of heavy taxes on the very industries that create jobs . He will eventually be forced to abandon most of his promised programs and have to cut taxes for all Americans or be damned as the new Jimmy Carter ; a lame duck President both at home and abroad.
Like Michael Corleone, Barack may be forced to govern according to the established methods of the previous administration ; or face utter failure , and because of the terror threat, potential destruction.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Obama and the myth of Camelot

It's no secret that the motivation of the press and media in their protection of Barack Obama during his run for President was a romantic notion that this man would somehow restore the good old days of the Kennedy administration . In fact, they pretty much regard him as the second coming of JFK.
Unfortunately , this is a magnificent example of romantic myth overcoming grim reality. First, the Veitnam war was , in fact, escalated by the Kennedy administration.Before Kennedy, the United States was in Nam only in an advisor capacity, and during Kennedy's time as President, there was no outcry by the other Obama clone, Bobby Kennedy , regarding the war, until he himself was running for President. Strange how he would then say that freedom is only important when it's for our own people and when it doesn't cost "billions" of dollars.
The other myth is even harder to understand.JFK and RFK did nothing to further the cause of civil rights.That was accomplished by Lyndon Johnson,who's name should be synonomous with the entire civil rights era.He did it all, really and he should be the one that Barack Obama should admire and emulate.
There was one person who worked on the campaign of JFK who knew full well about the complete lack of concern by the Kennedy's for civil rights. That person was Sammy Davis Jr., singer and entertainer, who , after a tireless effort to help get out the vote for Jack,was told in no uncertain terms by Bobby that his presence at campaign rallies was unwelcome and might hurt Jack's chances to get elected. Wow!, no wonder Obama admires these brothers so much. No wonder the liberal media regards Barack as the next JFK.
Jack and Bobby. What uniters. What champions for the dream of Martin Luther King. What nonsense.Hey Obama supporters, stop believing the "myth" of Camelot and face reality. Obama is no Kennedy, and with JFK's stance on strong military,low taxes, support of Viet Nam war ,and no regard for civil rights , he shouldn't want to be.