STUART CAESAR : WARMONKEY

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Hillary Clinton; The Divorced Communist President .

There are three reasons why Hillary Clinton must not become President. Number One, she is a communist. Forget about Hillary Care, Higher taxes for the so called rich, and the complete inability to answer a simple yes or no question regarding whether illegals should have valid drivers licenses, the simple fact is that she makes Stalin look like Yankee Doodle Dandy .This is a woman whose mentor and idol in college was a professor who made no bones about the fact that he was a card carrying commie.It takes a village?Forced Health Care for everyone? Sorry comrade Clinton, but in America we believe it takes an individual, a free individual, who can decide himself whether or not he wants health coverage , from a free market run, not government run, Insurance company.She believes in big government and small , insignificant citizens , who will just shut up and vote for her with no questions asked. After all, who are we to ask her questions about her qualifications to be  president? Don't you realize she was married to the President for eight years?
Secondly,she is a woman.Now, don't get all upset ladies , let me explain what I mean. As a woman, she is subject to more emotional reactions to decisions that could affect the security of our nation. Do we really want someone with PMS to have access to nuclear missles?Or an entire army, airforce, and navy for that matter?And we already know she has a vicious temper, just ask Bill.
Let me put forth a hypothetical scenario just to illustrate what I mean. Hillary is PRESIDENT, and her relationship with her husband is far from cozy and cuddly. A Russian spy is recruited to Wine and Dine  President Clinton and ultimately get her to fall in love with him. Sound like crazy James Bond nonsense you say?Picture this if you will;
Russian Agent: " You know, you are really quite beautiful , my dear". "More wine?"
Hillary:"You really think I'm beautiful?" Well, all right, I guess I could show you a couple of the missiles ".
Third reason; Hillary will divorce Bill. That's right Bill Clinton fans . If you are voting for this unqualified pain in the ass just to see Bill back in charge, dream on, folks.She only stayed with this letcherous loser this long to further her political career , and if she becomes president, she will no longer need him.So, she will dump him, shack up with a russian spy that sweeps her off her feet, and then tells him all the missile launch codes during a prolonged session of "pillow talk".
So in conclusion , a vote for Hillary will ensure Communist takeover and possible nuclear war. Think before you pull that lever, comrade.