Walmart Kill Crew Shopping Spree

In the aftermath of the death of a Wal Mart employee at the hands of a rabid bargain hunting mob of morons, I can now readily understand why department stores pushed so hard to get the word "Christmas" out of the holidays last year. After all , if you're in the middle of killing someone who is slowing down your pursuit of sweat socks on sale;you certainly don't want a replica of the baby Jesus staring you down,possibly casting judgement on your actions. Yep,taking the"Christ" out of Christmas was a real good idea wasn't it?You know,it might be time for the man upstairs to unleash another flood or two, you know, just as paybacks for the wonderful way that we celebrate his son's birthday.