The Christmas Miracle of Copenhagen

Who would have thought that an event marked by blinding snow storms , violent street riots, and Al Gore would turn out to be the greatest gift I have ever received for Christmas. I am, of course, referring to the ClimateGate Convention in Copenhagen. With this one gift, the entire liberal agenda has been exposed for what it is; a money grabbing fraud. You see, the ugly little secret about the Global Warming movement , the EPA, and the Greenpeace movement in general is that they have nothing to do with protecting the planet. This was finally revealed as dictators, tyrants , and warlords from around the world gathered in Copenhagen to pontificate; not about saving the planet, but about the evils of American Capitalism. That's the real threat . In the midst of panic among Global Warming fanatics over hacked e mails that prove the scientific community has withheld and manipulated evidence that proves our planet is cooling , not getting warmer , and has been since the early 90's. With this Hoax exposed,Greenpeace liberals have been forced to drop their civilized veneer of lies and reveal their true face. And it wasn't pretty. In this regard, nothing spoke louder than the speech by Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez, who ranted and raved against the evil free market system that American capitalist pigs get rich off of. This speech was received with thunderous applause,despite the complete lack of any mention of Global warming threat by the dictator. Why should this be a surprise to anyone? The agenda is clear, to those that wish to see it. Not one country on earth will follow the Kyoto protocol that they signed on to. China, in particular, has made that perfectly clear. No , the goal here is to make America follow it to the letter,and pay for it with billions of our tax dollars. This, of couse, will weaken our economy, and hopefully destroy our standing in the world as the no.1 superpower. That's all this is. That's all it ever was. An attack by the liberal left on American Capitalism, which they hate for one reason alone.They simply can't stand the fact that the U.S is still the leading nation on earth. They don't like being part of a winning team that dominates the competition. It offends their sense of "equality and fairness", which is really just code words for facism and communism. They, like Hugo Chavez and other dictators, want everyone to be equal ; just as long as they are just a little bit "equaler" than everyone else. This mockery of a gathering was made complete as the heavens brought down blinding snowstorms and peace loving "greeners" rioted violently in the streets of Norway. And some where , I'm sure the fact fudgeing Al Gore was shedding a tear, as he realized his mad dream of a melting earth was vanishing in a white blanket of snow, proving once and for all, that God does have a sense of humor , and is apparently, a Conservative .

Whom The Gods Would Destroy

"Whom the gods would destroy, they would first make mad". The Greek dramatist Euripides uttered these words over one thousand years ago. Did he have a premonition of the future Obama Administration? President Obama ; standing before the Norweigan King and Queen, gave a Nobel acceptance speech full of godly echo and reverb, but seemed less than god-like in confused , schizophrenic content. The one verbal skill that Obama has mastered is his ability to move  almost seemlessly from right wing , cowboy rhetoric,to left wing appeasement apologist without even drawing a deep breath .He knows the perceived hypocracy  and irony of receiving a Peace Prize on the heels of troop buildup in Afghanistan; and sheepishly acknowledged so. But more importantly , for the first time, President Obama was forced to admit before a captive Norway audience, in full echo, the truth about Peace and Freedom; the ugly little secret that the liberal left stubbornly refuse to recognize. Obama refused too, when he was mere Congressman and Senator; but as Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces, he must now face reality . Peace and Freedom are not won by speeches and diplomacy . No, history has proven that these concepts are only possible with war and the threat of war.Not one country on earth currently enjoys a peaceful, free society without a long bloody struggle against evil preceding it. And, as long as the majority of nations on this planet continue to be run by petty Dictators, Despots, and Tyrants,they never will. Obama finally admitted to this. And he did so in another country; his usual venue for bashing America and its imperialist methods.  He even went so far as to say that such tyrants as Hitler and Stalin could not have been stopped by anything other than military action. Impressive. Sure, he followed that statement up with talk of withdraw , timelines , the closing of Gitmo , and the banning of waterboarding; but that was simply from liberal reflex.  The truth is; he knows!! He now knows!! He knows the awful , terrible mistake he has made. He knows that Bush was right , whether on the war , tax cuts , or The Patriot Act. He now must face the most painful revelation of his young Presidency. 44% of Americans now say they would prefer having Presidenr Bush back in office. 44%!! That is an astounding admission of the mistake the nation has made in entrusting our safety and freedom to the hands of this liberal man-child.  This will not , however, cause him to abandon his destructive path of wealth re-distribution and government expansion, and his speech proved this.No, like all liberals , his hatred of all things Bush will force him to stay the course on this destrutive path ; at least domestically.He can do nothing else. Like Captain Ahab,he will continue to stab and slash at the memory of the Bush legacy, even as it pulls him down into the wine dark depths of political doom. 'From Hell's Heart I stab at thee! " For hates sake, I spit my last breath at thee!"The words of Captain Ahab as he plunged his pike into Moby Dick , even as the Whale dragged him to his death. That whale is now personified as resurging conservatism,and the liberal left will continue to stab, slash , and fight uselessly, driven to madness by their hatred of Bush and Republicans. This hatred has its roots in a basic contempt for the concept of Freedom; their White Whale personified. If the gods have truly inflicted this madness upon the Obama Administration, as Euripedis has suggested ; then they are truly playful and without pity in their dealings with mere mortals

The Sorcerer's Apprentice

In light of the hacked e-mails that prove scientists have been covering up data that would disprove Global Warming ; should Al Gore be forced to return his Oscar. The simple answer is no. The real question is, what category should his film have been nominated in? He won in the best documentary category, but in light of recent circumstances , perhaps docu-drama would have suited his film better. If we re-route his award to this category, he doesn't have to change anything about his film. As a docu-drama , he can feel comfortable playing fast and loose with the scientific truth , and still scare the bejesus out of people with photoshop images of polar ice caps melting, and polar bears drowning. He could still maintain his audience; without the messy details of factual evidence to worry about. Hell, his film will still do better than the recent release 2012; that uses ancient Mayan calendars to prove the end of the world is fast approaching, despite the fact that the Mayan's themselves say that this was not the meaning at all. But again, why let facts and the truth interfere with a great concept for a film? In many ways, "An Inconvienent Truth" is really the sequel to a 1970's era scare tactic pseudo-science docu-drama,"The Hellstrom Chronicles". In this film, persecuted scientist Dr. Hellstrom; who has been shunned by his peers for his extreme views, tries to warn the general public of the coming threat of , wait for it....Insect Invasion!!! Blending actual real info on insects and their behavior with an " Alien Invasion" fear tactic, the film creates a compelling arguement for the very strong possibility that insects could easily wipe us out as a species just by sheer numbers and their ability to survive any catastrophe or environmental changes. All very compelling, and equally frightening ; especially since it had a great deal of factual info on what insects are really capable of. But the film is science fiction, not science fact , just like "An Inconvienent Truth". Both films are effective for one reason; they use science facts to weave their webs of fiction ,and that is what sells them to the audience. The flaw in both films , however, is that they impose human traits and attitudes on two separate forces of nature that are oblivious to man,; and function without malice or agenda , or concern for human influence , or human paranoia. It will continue to do so, long after man has ended his brief stay on this ever changing, ever evolving planet that will, eventually grow tired of our presence , and will shake us off , like a dog with fleas. But, don't despair, there is still plenty of time for Mr. Gore, to play sorcerer's apprentice  again to Dr. Hellstroms legacy , and produce another "docu-drama" that will once again exploit man's greatest weakness as a species; over weening pride and vanity.

It's The Great Appeaser Charlie Brown!!

Let me summarize the Obama speech  given before a near comatose West Point Cadet audience. "We will never falter , never waiver in our pursuit of total victory over Al-Queda and the Taliban,as long as it doesn't take longer than eighteen months and it's too expensive." Maybe the best way to fully explain the speech is through the words of Linus from "A Charlie Brown Christmas"., which Obama so callously pre-empted with that snoozer of a speech;  "Can anybody tell me what the Obama speech was really all about?", asks Charlie Brown, out of frustration and confusion. "Sure Charlie Brown", says Linus, "I can tell you what it was about". "It was about pre-empting our Christmas special ; so that the liberal left that hates this Christian Holiday  doesn't have to listen to me reading from the Bible again, while Snoopy dances in the  background. " You see, Charlie Brown,the liberal left doesn't like having  Jesus' Birthday rammed down their throat every year by a bunch of cartoon characters like us ", "And also it was about retreat and surrender , to appease the left, with some good old fashioned Bush -Cowboy, Rambo style rhetoric to keep the right off his back too" "I see", says Charlie Brown, "Now it all makes sense"." The President is just playing politics with the war instead of trying to win it". [At this point, Snoopy starts dancing while Schroeder plays the piano.]