The Omniprescent Phantom

I'm afraid I must take exception with people who say President Obama has done nothing about the B.P. oil spill. Actually, he has done a lot, and has been there since"day one". For instance, when B.P. wanted to burn off the leaking oil, he was there ; to tell them they couldn't , the smoke might hurt the environment, you see.  And when the Coast Guard wanted to use cleaning agents on the shoeline and marsh areas of the spill, Obama was there again; to tell them not to do it.Might cause further damage to the environment , you see.  And, when Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindhal wanted to build mud levys to prevent the oil from reaching shore , and called for more patrol boats to help with construction; Obama was there again, to "take charge" and tell Bobby to hold off on the levys and extra boats; until he re-evaluates the situation and comes up with the best way to implement it. The mud levys might cause other problems , you see. Does all this mean that President Obama hates Big Oil , and wants their cleanup efforts to fail, just so he has an excuse to shut down all drilling? Of course not! After all, how could the President hate big oil, when B.P. , in particular was a large monetary contributor to the Obama Presidential campaign? If he hated them , he would have returned the money, wouldn't he? Well, wouldn't he?? Plus , he twice gave  safety awards excellence awards to the Horizon oil rig that caused this problem , while President Bush twice cited the exact same rig for safety violations . I think this speaks for itself. It's obvious that its the"evil" Bush that hates big oil . Lokk how mean he was to them , twice!!  And speaking of which, where has Bush been during all this calamity?Absent again , just like with Katrina. Ya know, I'm beginning to think that Bush and Cheney set this whole thing up , just to make Obama look bad! They probably scuba dived down to the rigs pipeline, and planted explosives , then escaping in Cheney's submarine!! You know , the submarine that Cheney keeps his wind machine on ; the one that caused hurricane Katrina!! No such shenanigans from President Obama . No sir, like an omniprescent phantom, he has been there from "day one", making sure that B.P., the Coastguard , and Governor Jindhal  didn't do anything that might upset another big Obama contributor, The EPA.  We can't have that , can we? After all , in addition to being a big moiney contributor to Obama's campaign, they are also tireless crusaders in the fight to save the environment from its biggest threat; the human race. And most assuredly, The Obama regime backs their agenda completely. But lets not be too harsh on our President. Remember, he 's been there from , "Day one". It's too bad the fallen soldiers at Arlington  won't be able to say the same thing about Obama this Memorial Day. No, I guess they'll have to be satisfied that our omniprescent phantom of a President is , like our fallen heroes, at least there in spirit.