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Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Obama; The Man who would be Bush.

So , six months in the Obama Presidency have gone by, and what has he accomplished?
He failed to create new jobs and improve the economy.
He failed to close the Gitmo Bay prison.
He is failing miserably to get his joke of a health care plan passed, a plan that will insure long waits for medical treatment and cut off care to the elderly. The only thing he has been sucessful at is wasting millions of taxpayers dollarson moronic bailouts and pipe dream, non-existent green jobs.
I stated in a previous blog that Obama needed to be more like George Bush, in order to save his Presidency.I said he needed to stop being "Bush Lite". I have been proven correct.
Obama needs to forget Health Care and copy everything his hero, George Bush has done,if he wishes to have a sucessful presidency, which means;
Increasing military spending and continue to be strong on the war on terror by continuing the fight in afghanistan.
 Make the Bush tax cuts permanent. It's the only proven way to improve the economy.
Get the Government out of private sector businesses.It's called Free Enterprise and Capitalism,maybe Obama's heard of it.
 If he does this,he may achieve some sucess.Of course, he can never be as great as his hero Bush.
 For instance, he will never be able to pitch a baseball as well as the former President, as he proved the other day. And he certainly will never be as popular as Bush in Africa, but the fact that he tried to be with his recent trip to the dark continent at least shows that he's making an effort to be more like his hero. Maybe a cowboy hat would help.
 

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Sarah, Sarah Palin; King of the Wild Frontier

Forget about Obama's healh care plan. It's a failure. It was a failure the minute it was proposed.Our health care system is the envy of the world because it is run by the private sector, with no government interference.That's why people come to our country for treatment of serious ailments. They know they won't be put on a waiting list, or be refused treatment because of their age; two things that will happen under Obama care.
This health care reform package is nothing more than a scam to raise taxes and get illegal immigrants free medical care. Why, you ask? Because illegals are guaranteed Democrat votes.It's no wonder Sarah Palin stepped down as Governor of Alaska. She saw the corruption in this new administration as she was costing her state millions of dollars defending herself against false ethics violations charges ;so she did the logical thing, and decided to change the playing field to where she could be more effective.
Much like former congressman and fellow outdoorsman Col. David Crockett did, she has decided to take the fight for freedom to a different venue. A run for congress? Maybe. Senator palin? Possibly. "Be sure you are right, then go ahead". Those were the words uttered by Crockett shortly before his resignation from Congress, and it fits Sarah Palin as well. Palin for President in 2012? You Betcha!!
Davy Crockett's final address before Congress amid goverment corruption and betrayal of the American Indian land treaties made by President Jackson was, "You can all go to hell, and, as for me, I will go to Texas".
Maybe Sarah's final statement to the press before stepping down should have been,"You can all go to hell; and as for me, I will go to the White House"

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Michael Jackson, Tortured genius, or just a pervert who wrote tunes?

Let me sum up the King of Pop as simply and clearly as possible, Musical Icon? Humanitarian? Inspiration to millions? You have got to be kidding! This is a drug addict who deformed his face and slept and showered with children while drinking "Jesus Juice" with them! Nobody but a pedophile lunatic would do the things he did. His behavior is no mystery at all.He was out of his mind on hard drugs for years . Probably started on them right after he got burned while filming a Pepsi commercial back in the 80's.As a matter of fact, that's when the whole plastic surgery thing became an obsession too. And ' of course, it introduced him to the wonderful world of painkillers and other assorted narcotics.
Yep, I guess you can blame it all on Pepsi Cola. Jacko should have cut a deal with Coke; they use less explosions to sell their product.
But, whatever the cause ,the simple fact is his strange behavior was the result of the fact that he was a drug addict; period. A famous one, but a drug addict, nontheless. "Billie Jean" and "Thriller" cannot excuse a lifetime of insane behavior , and an unhealthy attraction to small boys.If he just loved children, where were all the little girls? He seemed to invite only young boys to his lair.
 I think if people really want to mourn this man,they must first ask themselves this question; Would you let your child sleep and shower with this man?

Friday, July 3, 2009

Freedom's Trinity

While celebrating the 4th of July this year,there are three words that all Americans should keep in mind. "We the People". This is the best system of  government yet devised by man , a system that allows the citizens ,"We The People", to govern ourselves , as was intended by our creator. Watching the struggles of Iraq and Iran against opressive terrorist regimes makes it even more clear how precious, how wonderful freedom is; and how it should never be taken for granted.
We don't need free health care
We don't need free schooling
We don't need free handouts of any kind.
All we need is what we already have , Freedom.
Freedom to live,work,and worship as we choose, as individuals.
Despite what President Obama thinks,there is nothing wrong with our country,nothing wrong with our people, and nothing wrong with our constitution.
Our Government exists to protect us , not to help us.
If the President wants to give us real Health Care, he should increase funding for our missile defense systems.
I can't think of a better way to protect our fellow Americans "Health" than by preventing Iran or North Korea from blowing us up .
So , as we eat our hot dogs and launch our fireworks  on this great nation's birthday, let us not forget those three words that best define America; "We The People". They are the only words you'll ever need.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Cowboy Obama?

Congratulations Obama fans! You voted for change and whast you got was, in many ways, the third term of  George Bush. Although I would probably call Obama Bush Lite. He has continued the war on terror; even increasing the number of troops in Afghanistan. He opposes Gay marriage, supporting the Bush endorsed traditional man woman approach to the institution.
He spends tax payers money like a drunken sailor,just like the Bush administration. Yes it's true that he has reached out to middle eastern dictators with his "apologize for America" speeches recently,but the response has been hostile, almost as if they sense the same arrogance and ,dare I say it?, Cowboy attitude in this President as it was in the previous one.
Both Obama and Bush have the same attitude toward the terror supporting dictators. Only their approach differs. Obama seeks to control them with words and platitudes, Bush did it with a show of strength and threat of force, which is actually the correct approach, since the Middle Eastern mentality respects strength above all other qualities. They hated Bush, but they respected him. It seems that Obama is regarded as weak and naive. This is certainly not the result Obama was hoping for with his bowing before Saudi princes.
Now,with riots occuring in the streets of Iran over their recent sham of an election, Obama has decided to once again play at peace maker, refusing to make a definitive statement in support of the rebels, for fear of ruining his relationship with Ahmadinijad ,which exists only in Obama's own mind. The question is,should the U.S. involve itself in the election conflict of another country? You bet we should. Anytime a nation of people want to rid themselves of a dictatorship and live free , as God intended ,it is our obligation , as it is all free nations to aid them toward this end in any way we can. The U.S. itself would not exist  without help from France ,so the moral  obligation is clear.
The fight for freedom is a universal one , and we cannot , in good conscience, turn our backs on other nations that want that freedom and are willing to fight for it. Besides, Pres. O bama has a perfect example of the result of turning our backs on an oppressed nation.
During the Clinton administration, Dictator Kim was a growing problem in North Korea, a problem that could have been cut off at the pass at the time with proper sanctions and forceful action against the nation. But, instead , Clinton sent secretary of State  Madeline Albright over to schmooze with Kim, massage his fragile ego with flattery ,and essentially sit around having Tea and cakes with a mad despot, who totally bamboozeled Albright and, in turn, Clinton into giving him everything he wanted; including the means to build a nuclear arsenal that would one day threaten world security. This was done all in the name of trying not to interfere in another country's business. Yeah that works really well , right Neville Chamberlain? Had Mr. Chamberlain taken action against Hitler  when he should have,World War II would never have happened,and millions of lives would have been spared.
Remember Pres. Obama, "Those that do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it"., and by your inaction with both Iran and N. Korea; who is now threatening to launch nukes at Hawaii, you risk becoming the new Neville Chamberlain , with the stain of decades of blood on your hands. Stop being Bush Lite.Release the inner Cowboy that lurks inside of you and put a stop to this now while there is time. Stop with the "middle of the road" rhetoric designed to please everyone, because it doesn't work, it just pisses everyone off and makes you look weak and indecisive.
 I find it interesting that Obama has taken a strong stance on issues like waterboarding and late term abortion, and he can't wait to close down Gitmo Bay , which houses enemy terrorists. The pres. actually feels that sprinkling water on a terror suspects head is inhumane, but killing a full grown fetus in a woman's stomach is perfectly fine.
So when Gitmo does close, what do you do with the  prisoners? No state in our country seems to be willing to take them, and the prisoners may wish they were back in Gitmo if they wind up in one of our Maximum security prisons. They aint getting lemon chicken and rice pilaf for lunch anymore, that's for sure.
 The solution is simple; imprison them in our abortion clinics. Sure, why not? Since waterboarding is illegal,and late term abortionis not,why not threaten  them with this procedure? You could show them films of one in progress , remind them of the legality of it, and force watch a few being done in the facility. Explain to them that "late term" applies to them also and is supported by the President himself. I think that they just might decide that Waterboarding was not that bad after all, and certainly beats being  "aborted". Indeed, the Obama  administration could adopt a new slogan to support this method in the fight against terror, "Remember terrorists, it's never too late to be  aborted".

Monday, May 4, 2009

Some Advice for the Anointed One.

A few lessons in being President; You don't release records of interrogation methods to the public,because now our enemies know how far we are willing to go.
-If you release these records ;then you must release all of them. This includes the records of how many terror attacks we have stopped using these methods.
-Show the congressional records of support for these methods.I'm sure there are plenty of Dems that signed off on these techniques and approved of them.Techniques that amount to nothing more than an elaborate frat house hazing hijinks. And, if it was your family that was at risk, you know that every technique ; including waterboarding, would be acceptable.
-When a communist dictator, like Chavez,hands you a book that bashes this country ; you don't accept it.You look him straight in the eye, and say,"I was elected to lead, not to read."
_You don't start war crime hearings because you will expose two things; One, that the war was , in fact, justified,and two,that most Democrats backed it fully; including Nancy Pelosi.
-And last , but not least,if you are going to use Air Force One to take some pictures of the Statue Of Liberty,without informing trhe public;at least make the photos of Lady Liberty more interesting using Photoshop.I think a shot of the Statue half buried in the sand on a beach; with a loinclothed Charlton Heston staring up at it in horror, while screaming , Damn you all to hell!!" would probably be more appropriate for this administration and its policies.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Captain Obama and the Pirates

I would just like to congratulate President Obama for his sucessful "Apologize for Bush and ban nuclear weapons in America tour".However, I have a few suggestions to help spruce up his image and help prevent the British and German press from labeling him "chatty, boring and meek" as they have done this time.
First, bring some entertainment with you next time. The Dixie Chicks would be perfect. While you're apologizing for America's arrogance ; the Chicks could be in the background,singing and dancing and dropping the occaisional "F" Bush" just to liven things up.
Also; why not do T.V. commercials for car products? Since the president apparently wants to run GM anyway,why not do a few T.v spots for Midas Mufflers?Hell, If it helped George Foreman sell some grills,it should sure help the Pres.sell a porkulus bill or two.Maybe some spots for a Used Car lot also.After all ,he seems to have natural car salesman skills, so much so that I think he missed his true calling in life; standing in a GM lot, in a plaid jacket , schmoozing with customers as he talks them into 'extended warrantees' on partsAnd last but not least,why not really promote his appearance at Notre Dame University. Sure, he believes in late term abortions,sure the Catholic university believes in the sanctity of life,but that problem can be worked out out with a simple change of slogan.
Instead of Notre Dames current one,"The Fighting Irish"; they could change it in honor of the President's visit.
 I think the,'Sit down and talk without preconditions Irish",sounds about right,and it will always serve as a reminder of the "anointed ones" visit to their very prestigious, very Catholic uiniversity. Talk about great press for the President,Huh?. And as far as the Somali Pirate situation goes,let me congratulate the Navy seals for a fantastic rescue operation that seemed right out of a James Bond movie. The President did, of course , authorize the mission and the only question now is how Joe Biden will find a way to take credit for it's sucess.I'm sure he'll think of something.
Now' to prevent this type of thing from happening in the future I recommend that the Pres. appoint a special Pirate Advisor. I think Johnny Depp would be quite suitable.After all , who knows more about pirates and their habits than  Capt. Jack Sparrow himself? We could send him over there to talk to them,gain their confidence,and then take over as their leader . Then, with Depp as Captain ,he could order them to steer the ship into our waters where we just clap the bracelets right on them. What could be easier? It sure beats actually getting aggressive and acting like the commander in chief of our armed forces,doesn't it?Hell, that's why these countries don't like us,and after all, that is Obama's ultimate goal isn't it? To have all these countries think we are just swell.
 Time to wake up Mr. President. Get out of the Health care business, get out of the Banking business , get out of the car business,and start acting like the commander in chief. Stop talking health care when pirates have taken an American ship and it's Captain.Stop bowing to Saudi princes . The U.S President doesn't bow to anyone. We are the number one force for good in the world .
Without us; the world as we know it would fall into economic and militaristic chaos ,and you know it.We have nothing to apoligize for,and we never will. The U.S. has freed more people and destroyed more tyrants than any nation on earth and the world is the better for it. We don't care if countries hate us. As long as they also respect us.