Instant Karma for Bush Bashers!

To those who continue to bash President Bush and call for him to be charged with war crimes ; It's over.Bush won twice. He got Saddam and sons and a whole lot of terrorists,and Iraq now has free elections and no more rape and torture rooms . Bush is retired on his  Texas ranch , and having a well deserved , good ol' fashioned home style BBQ to celebrate.You didn't get him. Get over it. But, it's not all that bleak, because you see, now it's our turn.Obama's President and now the fun begins.But, don't worry Bush bashers.We conservative Republicans will treat your President with the same amount of respect you showed ours.  So, as Bettie Davis once said; fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy ride! For liberals that is. And, with the appointment of a tax dodge as Secretary of the Treasury and a "Stimulus bill" designed to bankrupt the country;it may be a bumpy ride for all of us.

Everybody's gone waterboarding; Waterboarding USA!!

As President Elect Obama gets ready to take office,once again the issue of waterboarding has been brought up by Eric Holder; Obama's choice for Attorney General.In addition to being completely against the Second Amendment and our right to keep and bear arms; Mr. Holder also believes waterboarding is torture and that we should never use this technique under any circumstances even if it would save lives and prevent another terror attack. This attitude is, of course  non- sensical and absurd.Any person with half a brain will admit that if it was their family being threatened and their lives were at stake; of course you would torture to save them. Why then does this same issue not apply when it comes to protecting our country and its citizens in general?Sounds like a selfish attitude to me.Besides if any of these people against waterboarding would take the time to Google the procedure, they would see how tame it really is by torture standards.Let's face it ; the Spanish Inquistion would never adopt this technique. It's laughable by their standards.It does no physical or mental damageto the individual. It is however,very effective , and in the three times it has been used, it has saved lives. Waterboarding is so tame, in fact,that I would equate it to no more than typical frathouse hazing hijinks.And, as any ex- frathouse member will tell you,hazing works.It builds character.Besides,if torture of the enemy is so bad ,then why is the T.V show 24 so popular?That's what torture gets you.Jack Bauer is a hero who defends his country by torturing the enemy ,and has his own action figure.You don;t get your own action figure  by doing something bad do you? We tortured during WWII , and if you don't believe that then you are living in a fantasy world of marshmallow flowers and unicorns. As Pres. Bush said in his final address to the nation;"There will always be good and always be evil; and there can never be a compromise between the two.Evil must be destroyed .It's really as simple as that.And please forget the liberal concept that destroying evil makes you evil as well.That is nonsense . We kill to save lives and preserve freedom.They kill to appease their evil God ; who bids them to destroy infidels such as Christians and Jews. Besides, it's just a little waterboarding.Personally, I think they should take it up a notch, just to make it more fun for everyone involved. Maybe bring in Frankie Avalon in a bathing suit with his surfboard. He could sing a few tunes during the waterboarding.Maybe even some beach bunnies in bikinis and some sand ,just to give it that Beach Blanket Bingo feel. So on the subject of waterboarding; I have just two words; Cowabunga!, and Surfs Up!!

The Anti War Armchair Quarterback Syndrome

There's a good reason why the anti-war movement is lost and will always be lost.It's not that these people are too radical.  Quite the opposite. It's the simple fact that they are nothing more than political armchair quarterbacks . The toughest decision these people have to make in their lives is whether to order the large or small espresso at Starbucks.Let's cut through all the B.S. here. When you sit in the chair of the commander in chief ; and the CIA intelligence briefing is put before you that indicates a serious threat to the safety of our nation; you can't pull out a protest sign and call your advisors liars that are just eager to start a war for oil.No, what you do is make the only decision that the President can make in this situation,and that is to protect this country and it's people by military force if necessary. Barack Obama will do exactly what Pres. Bush did; he has no choice.He will also keep Gitmo Bay open for business.He now knows how important it is to our security. Why you ask? Because he's President now . You see folks, Pres. Obama's days as a radical armchair quarterback are now gone forever. Now he has a job to do, and he will do it. The Anti- war movement will also continue to do it's job too;which amounts to expressing opinions loudly and obnoxiously without thought or reason to back up their stupid signs which attack our country and  President.

Crocodile Tears From Hamas

I find it laughable that Hamas has been crying foul over the sustained attacks by Israel.They claim that they are deliberately targeting civilians. This coming from an organization whose main trademark is planting bombs that kill civilian targets; and often strapping these bombs to the bodies of their own women and children.Can you say Mondo Mega Hypocrisy?Look, the only thing Israel has done wrong is failing to start these attacks years ago. Adopting a scorched earth policy regarding Hamas and the Palestinians is the only way to resolve this issue once and for all. Sound harsh?Remember, Hamas is an organization that has called for the complete extermination of Israel and all Jews in the process.They believe their God ,Allah, has instructed them to do so.Once you have established that fact there is nothing more to talk about; and no need for negotiation.The Israelies are in a fight for survival . This is war ;and a war must be fought to win and winning means forcing the enemy to admit defeat.Until then,Israel must keep attacking ,until Hamas begs them to leave them be. Three old sayings come to mind in summing up this conflict; 1 What comes around goes around. 2. Don't mess with the eagles if you don't know how to fly. 3.When you invite abuse; it would be impolite not to accept it. And finally, always remember, all out war often is the only thing that changes attitudes and brings people closer together.Sound strange? Well, look at Japan, for example. They were our mortal enemies during WWII ,but after a long bloody war and two nuclear bombs dropped on them, they are now our best buddies, and partners in Democracy.They support us in our fight against terrorism and even manufacture autos for us  in one of the cities we bombed ; Hiroshima.That's right folks . The Mazda plant is located in Hiroshoma which just goes to prove that from the seeds of complete destruction often comes rebirth and new hope for a future where all men shall live in freedom; as our creator intended.

Christmas; A threat to evil

This Christmas, we have had a man dressed as Santa killing his family ; a man shooting  a group of people on Christmas day because they were talking too loud at the movies, and assorted shootings and murders throughout the city during the entire Christmas season. This should come as no surprise .This time of year inspires violence and crime.Just as the vampire is repelled by the crucifix and Holy water ; so too are the evil people that infest our society repelled by the celebration of the birthday of the Son of God.That's why they try so hard to ban Nativity displays  and other Christmas related decorations. The sight of them pains those who are evil like a canker sore.

The Greatest of All Time; George W. Bush

Displaying the reflexes of a panther; President Bush dodged not one ;but two shoes that were hurled at him by an angry Iraqi reporter , during  a recent visit to Baghdad. Bush's skillful dodging of the missiles and his casual humour after the incident gives one more reason to consider this man the greatest President of all time.  His other assets are; Greatest War President.We have been safe for eight years from an enemy that is determined to destroy us. That is no accident Bush Haters. Greatest Tax Cuts.He pulled out all the stops to make sure his cuts were enacted and also extended. Greatest appointments of conservative judges.Judges that will correctly interpret the Constitution. Greatest aid to Africa and the fight against Aids and poverty; in fact,he may wind up getting a Nobel Peace Prize for his work.He certainly deserves it more than Al Gore did. Greatest in living a scandal free life as President.Not even Reagan could compare, since Nancy was heavily into Astrology and was a bit of a control freak. And, last but not least ,most physically fit President in History. Sure ,Kennedy looked good,but was a physical wreck hooked pain killers and Obama smokes like a chiminey. Yep, when you look at all the evidence ; including his ability to dodge objects hurled at him with casual grace and the agility of an teenager,Bush has to be the Greatest President of all time; except for George Washington ; maybe.

Obama and Hillary ; The Art of the Big Con

So, now Obama claims that he never spoke to Illinois Gov. Rod Blogojevich about the filling of his vacant Senate seat.Blagojevich, of course has been recently arrested on charges of trying to "sell" the senate position , which if true ,is probably the sleaziest political manuvering in the history of Chicago pay to play politics. The Obama saga just keeps getting better and better,and he hasn't even taken office yet. He didn't know Ayers , the terrorist, he never heard of Rev. Wright's racist rants,he never was involved in slumlord Tony Rezco's sleazy dealings ; and now , he says he never spoke to Gov. Blagojevich , despite his campaign manager David Axelrod's statement that he, in fact, did. Add to all this the appointment of Hillary as Secretary of State as well as most of President Clinton's previous staff as his cabinet ; and you have a man who doesn't remind you of Lincoln or Kennedy ,but Paul Newman from The Sting".As a matter of fact I'll bet that as soon as he is sworn in both he and Hillary will probably give each other that sly wink and finger to the side of the nose that Redford and Newman gave each other at the end of the movies sucessful "Big Con".Add to the mix the keeping of Secretary of Defense Robert Gates; one of the architects of the Iraq War ; and you have a con that would be dismissed by the "Stings" screenwriters as far fetched and implausible.