STUART CAESAR : WARMONKEY

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Everybody's gone waterboarding; Waterboarding USA!!

As President Elect Obama gets ready to take office,once again the issue of waterboarding has been brought up by Eric Holder; Obama's choice for Attorney General.In addition to being completely against the Second Amendment and our right to keep and bear arms; Mr. Holder also believes waterboarding is torture and that we should never use this technique under any circumstances even if it would save lives and prevent another terror attack. This attitude is, of course  non- sensical and absurd.Any person with half a brain will admit that if it was their family being threatened and their lives were at stake; of course you would torture to save them.
Why then does this same issue not apply when it comes to protecting our country and its citizens in general?Sounds like a selfish attitude to me.Besides if any of these people against waterboarding would take the time to Google the procedure, they would see how tame it really is by torture standards.Let's face it ; the Spanish Inquistion would never adopt this technique. It's laughable by their standards.It does no physical or mental damageto the individual. It is however,very effective , and in the three times it has been used, it has saved lives.
Waterboarding is so tame, in fact,that I would equate it to no more than typical frathouse hazing hijinks.And, as any ex- frathouse member will tell you,hazing works.It builds character.Besides,if torture of the enemy is so bad ,then why is the T.V show 24 so popular?That's what torture gets you.Jack Bauer is a hero who defends his country by torturing the enemy ,and has his own action figure.You don;t get your own action figure  by doing something bad do you?
We tortured during WWII , and if you don't believe that then you are living in a fantasy world of marshmallow flowers and unicorns. As Pres. Bush said in his final address to the nation;"There will always be good and always be evil; and there can never be a compromise between the two.Evil must be destroyed .It's really as simple as that.And please forget the liberal concept that destroying evil makes you evil as well.That is nonsense . We kill to save lives and preserve freedom.They kill to appease their evil God ; who bids them to destroy infidels such as Christians and Jews.
Besides, it's just a little waterboarding.Personally, I think they should take it up a notch, just to make it more fun for everyone involved. Maybe bring in Frankie Avalon in a bathing suit with his surfboard. He could sing a few tunes during the waterboarding.Maybe even some beach bunnies in bikinis and some sand ,just to give it that Beach Blanket Bingo feel. So on the subject of waterboarding; I have just two words; Cowabunga!, and Surfs Up!!

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