The Twin Pronged Attack

So, the joint military exercises between the U.S. and South Korea are making the North Koreans lose their minds.Ya know , I think It's time to take it up a notch on these losers. Are we gonna just sit back and let these commie punks vomit all over us and our allies with their empty suit threats? No! Let's catch them with their pants down with a good ol' fashioned Blitzkrieg style aerial attack , take out all their missles , then calmly fly home.Then , we implement part two of this twin pronged attack.We call Trey Parker and Matt Stone, of South Park fame, and get them started on a Team America Part Two, ASAP!! Kim Jong "Mentally" Ill will lose his tiny mind ! It's the perfect plan, and I'm sure that Matt and Trey will step up and help us win this one for Old Glory!