STUART CAESAR : WARMONKEY

Thursday, December 3, 2009

It's The Great Appeaser Charlie Brown!!

Let me summarize the Obama speech  given before a near comatose West Point Cadet audience. "We will never falter , never waiver in our pursuit of total victory over Al-Queda and the Taliban,as long as it doesn't take longer than eighteen months and it's too expensive."
Maybe the best way to fully explain the speech is through the words of Linus from "A Charlie Brown Christmas"., which Obama so callously pre-empted with that snoozer of a speech;  "Can anybody tell me what the Obama speech was really all about?", asks Charlie Brown, out of frustration and confusion. "Sure Charlie Brown", says Linus, "I can tell you what it was about".
"It was about pre-empting our Christmas special ; so that the liberal left that hates this Christian Holiday  doesn't have to listen to me reading from the Bible again, while Snoopy dances in the  background. " You see, Charlie Brown,the liberal left doesn't like having  Jesus' Birthday rammed down their throat every year by a bunch of cartoon characters like us ", "And also it was about retreat and surrender , to appease the left, with some good old fashioned Bush -Cowboy, Rambo style rhetoric to keep the right off his back too"
"I see", says Charlie Brown, "Now it all makes sense"." The President is just playing politics with the war instead of trying to win it". [At this point, Snoopy starts dancing while Schroeder plays the piano.]

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