Cowboy Obama?

Congratulations Obama fans! You voted for change and whast you got was, in many ways, the third term of  George Bush. Although I would probably call Obama Bush Lite. He has continued the war on terror; even increasing the number of troops in Afghanistan. He opposes Gay marriage, supporting the Bush endorsed traditional man woman approach to the institution. He spends tax payers money like a drunken sailor,just like the Bush administration. Yes it's true that he has reached out to middle eastern dictators with his "apologize for America" speeches recently,but the response has been hostile, almost as if they sense the same arrogance and ,dare I say it?, Cowboy attitude in this President as it was in the previous one. Both Obama and Bush have the same attitude toward the terror supporting dictators. Only their approach differs. Obama seeks to control them with words and platitudes, Bush did it with a show of strength and threat of force, which is actually the correct approach, since the Middle Eastern mentality respects strength above all other qualities. They hated Bush, but they respected him. It seems that Obama is regarded as weak and naive. This is certainly not the result Obama was hoping for with his bowing before Saudi princes. Now,with riots occuring in the streets of Iran over their recent sham of an election, Obama has decided to once again play at peace maker, refusing to make a definitive statement in support of the rebels, for fear of ruining his relationship with Ahmadinijad ,which exists only in Obama's own mind. The question is,should the U.S. involve itself in the election conflict of another country? You bet we should. Anytime a nation of people want to rid themselves of a dictatorship and live free , as God intended ,it is our obligation , as it is all free nations to aid them toward this end in any way we can. The U.S. itself would not exist  without help from France ,so the moral  obligation is clear. The fight for freedom is a universal one , and we cannot , in good conscience, turn our backs on other nations that want that freedom and are willing to fight for it. Besides, Pres. O bama has a perfect example of the result of turning our backs on an oppressed nation. During the Clinton administration, Dictator Kim was a growing problem in North Korea, a problem that could have been cut off at the pass at the time with proper sanctions and forceful action against the nation. But, instead , Clinton sent secretary of State  Madeline Albright over to schmooze with Kim, massage his fragile ego with flattery ,and essentially sit around having Tea and cakes with a mad despot, who totally bamboozeled Albright and, in turn, Clinton into giving him everything he wanted; including the means to build a nuclear arsenal that would one day threaten world security. This was done all in the name of trying not to interfere in another country's business. Yeah that works really well , right Neville Chamberlain? Had Mr. Chamberlain taken action against Hitler  when he should have,World War II would never have happened,and millions of lives would have been spared. Remember Pres. Obama, "Those that do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it"., and by your inaction with both Iran and N. Korea; who is now threatening to launch nukes at Hawaii, you risk becoming the new Neville Chamberlain , with the stain of decades of blood on your hands. Stop being Bush Lite.Release the inner Cowboy that lurks inside of you and put a stop to this now while there is time. Stop with the "middle of the road" rhetoric designed to please everyone, because it doesn't work, it just pisses everyone off and makes you look weak and indecisive.  I find it interesting that Obama has taken a strong stance on issues like waterboarding and late term abortion, and he can't wait to close down Gitmo Bay , which houses enemy terrorists. The pres. actually feels that sprinkling water on a terror suspects head is inhumane, but killing a full grown fetus in a woman's stomach is perfectly fine. So when Gitmo does close, what do you do with the  prisoners? No state in our country seems to be willing to take them, and the prisoners may wish they were back in Gitmo if they wind up in one of our Maximum security prisons. They aint getting lemon chicken and rice pilaf for lunch anymore, that's for sure.  The solution is simple; imprison them in our abortion clinics. Sure, why not? Since waterboarding is illegal,and late term abortionis not,why not threaten  them with this procedure? You could show them films of one in progress , remind them of the legality of it, and force watch a few being done in the facility. Explain to them that "late term" applies to them also and is supported by the President himself. I think that they just might decide that Waterboarding was not that bad after all, and certainly beats being  "aborted". Indeed, the Obama  administration could adopt a new slogan to support this method in the fight against terror, "Remember terrorists, it's never too late to be  aborted".

Some Advice for the Anointed One.

A few lessons in being President; You don't release records of interrogation methods to the public,because now our enemies know how far we are willing to go. -If you release these records ;then you must release all of them. This includes the records of how many terror attacks we have stopped using these methods. -Show the congressional records of support for these methods.I'm sure there are plenty of Dems that signed off on these techniques and approved of them.Techniques that amount to nothing more than an elaborate frat house hazing hijinks. And, if it was your family that was at risk, you know that every technique ; including waterboarding, would be acceptable. -When a communist dictator, like Chavez,hands you a book that bashes this country ; you don't accept it.You look him straight in the eye, and say,"I was elected to lead, not to read." _You don't start war crime hearings because you will expose two things; One, that the war was , in fact, justified,and two,that most Democrats backed it fully; including Nancy Pelosi. -And last , but not least,if you are going to use Air Force One to take some pictures of the Statue Of Liberty,without informing trhe public;at least make the photos of Lady Liberty more interesting using Photoshop.I think a shot of the Statue half buried in the sand on a beach; with a loinclothed Charlton Heston staring up at it in horror, while screaming , Damn you all to hell!!" would probably be more appropriate for this administration and its policies.

Captain Obama and the Pirates

I would just like to congratulate President Obama for his sucessful "Apologize for Bush and ban nuclear weapons in America tour".However, I have a few suggestions to help spruce up his image and help prevent the British and German press from labeling him "chatty, boring and meek" as they have done this time. First, bring some entertainment with you next time. The Dixie Chicks would be perfect. While you're apologizing for America's arrogance ; the Chicks could be in the background,singing and dancing and dropping the occaisional "F" Bush" just to liven things up. Also; why not do T.V. commercials for car products? Since the president apparently wants to run GM anyway,why not do a few T.v spots for Midas Mufflers?Hell, If it helped George Foreman sell some grills,it should sure help the Pres.sell a porkulus bill or two.Maybe some spots for a Used Car lot also.After all ,he seems to have natural car salesman skills, so much so that I think he missed his true calling in life; standing in a GM lot, in a plaid jacket , schmoozing with customers as he talks them into 'extended warrantees' on partsAnd last but not least,why not really promote his appearance at Notre Dame University. Sure, he believes in late term abortions,sure the Catholic university believes in the sanctity of life,but that problem can be worked out out with a simple change of slogan. Instead of Notre Dames current one,"The Fighting Irish"; they could change it in honor of the President's visit.  I think the,'Sit down and talk without preconditions Irish",sounds about right,and it will always serve as a reminder of the "anointed ones" visit to their very prestigious, very Catholic uiniversity. Talk about great press for the President,Huh?. And as far as the Somali Pirate situation goes,let me congratulate the Navy seals for a fantastic rescue operation that seemed right out of a James Bond movie. The President did, of course , authorize the mission and the only question now is how Joe Biden will find a way to take credit for it's sucess.I'm sure he'll think of something. Now' to prevent this type of thing from happening in the future I recommend that the Pres. appoint a special Pirate Advisor. I think Johnny Depp would be quite suitable.After all , who knows more about pirates and their habits than  Capt. Jack Sparrow himself? We could send him over there to talk to them,gain their confidence,and then take over as their leader . Then, with Depp as Captain ,he could order them to steer the ship into our waters where we just clap the bracelets right on them. What could be easier? It sure beats actually getting aggressive and acting like the commander in chief of our armed forces,doesn't it?Hell, that's why these countries don't like us,and after all, that is Obama's ultimate goal isn't it? To have all these countries think we are just swell.  Time to wake up Mr. President. Get out of the Health care business, get out of the Banking business , get out of the car business,and start acting like the commander in chief. Stop talking health care when pirates have taken an American ship and it's Captain.Stop bowing to Saudi princes . The U.S President doesn't bow to anyone. We are the number one force for good in the world . Without us; the world as we know it would fall into economic and militaristic chaos ,and you know it.We have nothing to apoligize for,and we never will. The U.S. has freed more people and destroyed more tyrants than any nation on earth and the world is the better for it. We don't care if countries hate us. As long as they also respect us.

Relief Pitcher; Sarah Palin

Barack Obama had himself a busy week.During which, he has managed to lie about the AIG bailout bonuses,along with his henchmen Dodd and Geitner;To call for all injured soldiers to pay for their own health care ,and last but not least;to insult people who compete in the Special Olympics. This is the Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces? He knew the the AIG bonuses were in the original contract and he knows that the main responsibility of a sitting president is to protect and defend this country and it's soldiers that give their lives toward this end. He goes on Jay Leno and makes fun of his bowling skills by deriding  Special Olympic competitors.This is the man who was touted to be smarter than George Bush?What nonsense.George Bush's school records have been released, Mr. President, how about yours? Of course I can readily understand why he won't release them. Anyone who thanks himself during a speech because his teleprompter told him to obviously ain't a rocket scientist. Hope and Change? Yeah; let's "Hope" we can "Change" Presidents real soon. I'm sure Sarah Palin is ready to step in at a moments notice.You know Pres. Obama, the crude hick who didn't have any experience? Except for running an entire state ,that is. Long live George Bush!!

Go ahead; make my Sunday!!

Should school cops carry guns? Is the Pope a Kraut? This is a no brainer.We send our children to these schools under the condition that they will be in a safe environment with instructors that will protect them. Not only should school cops carry guns; but the teachers should be armed too. These wackos know they are in "gun free" zones  and  feel secure in the knowledge that they can commit their brazen atrocities without fear of retaliation. And with the recent shooting of a Pastor during a church sermon in Illinois; I think the idea of arming our pastors, priests , and rabbi's is not only an option, but a necessity. Church should be a santuary of peace, in which people can commune with God , without fear of some lunatic pulling a stunt like this. Remember,they do it because they know there will be no retaliation. After all, it's church. Who arms themseves in church? Well I think it's high time that all clergymen take heed;pack some heat,and protect their parishoners .Remember, even Jesus instructed the Apostles to carry swords with them, during their travels into strange towns to heal people. Teachers and clergymen have a duty and an obligation to protect those whose lives have been intrusted to them; or to put it another way; "Go ahead punk, make my Sunday!!"

Obama , Following in the British Tradition

I find it surprising that Obama is showing such disdain for the British. He returns the bust of Churchill , and gives Prime Minister Gordon a gift  of movie DVD's which, in light of Gordon's gift of a pen set carved from the wood of a famous British battleship,proves the old adage that it's not the gift , but the thoughtlessness that counts. Actually' Obama should like the British; first, he seems bound and determined to emulate their tax system from the 1700's ; and secondly' his method of dealing with mideastern terrorists is similar to another Gordon; the British hero, General Charles Gordon. In 1883, the General  volunteered to be sent to Khartoum ,Sudan , where thousands of civilians were being threatened by Muslim fanatics; led by a man simply called the Mahdi. Like Obama, Gordon thinks he can walk on water and just say the magic words that will just melt the radical terrorists hearts and solve the problem . Like Obama, the General fails to understand that the Mahdi is following  Allah's will ,and therefore all the infidels within the city walls must be slaughtered in accordance with that will. The massacre was carried out and the great miracle worker Gordon died a hero's death trying to defend the beseiged city. A life sized bronzed statue of General Gordon on horseback still stands in England , a tribute to his courage , not to mention his arrogance and stupidity. Since Obama sent back the bust of Churchill , perhaps PrimeMinister Gordon should send him the statue of Gen. Gordon to replace it; since Obama seems determined to follow in the Generals footsteps, and he sure ain't no Chuchill, that's for sure. In fact,it may be the only way to save his God like image , as his presidency continues to fail under his spendulous " plan which is bankrupting the country. He could make that trip to the middle east to emulate Gordon , fall like a British hero, while trying to "reason" with Bin Laden in Afghanistan. Who knows? He might even get a bronze statue of himself out of it , maybe even on horseback! After all, never let it be said that we forget our heroes!

The Stimulus Bill for Dummies

Let me sum up ,in clear as crystal language,President Obama's simulus plan speech from the other night. "My fellow Americans, I intend to tax the rich corporate scum out of existence , which , of course will bankrupt the country, increase debt and force everyone on the dole of the few hard working taxpayers who somehow survive my plan. The increase in taxes on corporations will force small businesses to pay more for the goods that they use for their operations, thereby forcing them to lay off more employees and send their companies overseas, where low taxes make doing business profitable. This will, of course, create more unemployment, and even the jobs that my " stimulus plan" creates will be gone, since they are all " make work" jobs that do not produce anything, but simply create more tax burdens on the working man that must now pay the salary of someone building a bridge, or tennis court, or cleaning out a swamp to preserve some "swamp mouse" for Nancy Pelosi. But, my fellow Americans, there is a positive side to all this mess. You,the struggling, out of work citizen who prefers to sit on his couch, eating cheetos, and watching Oprah in the afternoon, will now be able to sleep soundly at night, because those rich, hateful, corporate fat cats that you spent so much of your life envying because they had more than you will now be reduced to your level. Yes, my fellow Americans, you will not be any better off than you are now, but at least you will have gotten revenge on the rich at last. Thank You, and God Bless the United States of America.  I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message.