John McCain ,The Bizzaro Superman.

In the spirit of the Easter season, Iwould like to quote Pontius Pilate as he confronted Jesus during his trial."What is Truth?" he asked during the interrogation.Well,the truth that Jesus represented was quite obvious, except to those who didn't want to see it, and in that respect, this has not changed, even to this day.

Here are some other obvious 'truths" that people don't want to see .

- President Bush served 8 years in office, and will not be impeached, nor will Dick Cheney.

-No proof has ever been shown that he lied about the war, none.And he has never been caught in any lie since he has held office.

-Barack Obama knew that his mentor and pastor Reverend Wright was a racist that hated this country . He listened to him for twenty years. He is lying if he denies it, that is obvious.

It is also obvious that a man who would stay a member of this church cannot be president.

-Hillary is lying whenever her lips move, as recent fantasy war zone scenarios have shown.

-John McCain is a confusing puzzle.He backs the war on terror, he backs the tax cuts,but he favors an open border and wants interrogation of terrorists to stop. He also believes in the liberal myth of Global Warming, despite scientific evidence to the contrary.

At first glance, this brave war hero looks like Superman, but on further examination, he is more like a Bizzaro Superman, a hero who repeatedly contradicts his own noble intentions.

-McCain will win the Presidency.Why? Because he at least understands the importance of the war on terror and supports permanent tax cuts, and most importantly, he is not a serial liar like Obama  and Clinton, who believe that a punish the rich and equal shares for everyone, communist style of government is the future of America.

Barack Obama, The Yankee Doodle not so Dandy.

Why does Barack Obama want to be President? He refuses to wear the flag,put his hand over his heart during the National Anthem,is friends with a pastor who is a known race baiter, ans is married to a woman who has admitted in public and in college that she is "not proud" of this country and regards America as "mean spirited".Add to this his association with a member of the Weather Underground, an organization that bombed the Pentagon and his refusal to vote with any conviction on any issue as a congressman or senator , and the mystery deepens further . Of course, one of the few times he was sure of a vote was when he voted against the war in Iraq and Afghanistan. However, he is willing to bomb Pakistan, an ally in the war on terror.Go figure.

Let me clear this up for all you who are living in this 'Obamanation' of fantasy.Barack Obama is not JFK. He is as far from JFK as Ghandi is from Rambo. Kennedy was strong on military defense, strong on tax cuts, and increased our military buildup in Viet Nam. And he certainly believed in American know how and independence, whether it referred to the space program, the arms race, or free market solutions to the economy and health care. JFK DID NOT BELIEVE IN GOVERNMENT HANDOUTS.What do you think he meant by ,"Ask not what your country can do for you , ask what you can do for your country".?

The main function of the office of the President is commander in chief of the armed forces.Why does a man who shows contempt for our military want that title so badly?Enemies of our country have always felt that they can destroy us from within. Is this the true objective of this man?Hillary is as socialist in principle as they come, but she understands that military force is the real source of preserving our way of life, not sitting down with dictators and mass murderers over tea and cakes and talking about 'our feelings'.

Al Gore, Emperor of Mars

Well, the verdict is in, and  Al Gore's Global warming scare has turned out to be nothing more than "An Inconvenient Myth". After all, you can't have global warming unless the entire globe is warming. That's why the word "Global" is part of the description. When the North Pole is warming and the South Pole is in a deep freeze,it kinda makes the whole theory lose some of it's luster.Yes, most leading scientist have now come forward and stated the obvious, that whatever warming cycle is currently happening, it is the result of the earth;s natural cycles , and not me leaving the living room lights on all night.

So I guess you might say that a liberal views the earth as half melting and a conservative views it as half frozen. But, this is no reason for Al Gore to despair over his lost cash cow , after all, ther are plenty of other worthy myths that could use Al's help.How about Bigfoot for instance? This creature needs to be protected, not exploited  just to sell beef jerky, for God's sake.And I'm sure Al could put together one hell of a slide show for this one!

How about the Loch Ness monster?Al could make the case for ending the persecution of this creature by goofy monster hunters.The Scots should stick to drinking whiskey, playing golf and eating Haggis, and stop profiting off of Loch Monster merchandise!

Now, if these causes are too mundane for Mr. Gore, how about Mars?It's been reported that Mars may be in danger of  being hit by a meteor, potentially wiping the planet out.Mr. Gore could go on an epic  crosscountry crusade,raising money and awareness for Mars's plight.Al could explain that mars is essential to the survival of the human race, since we will have to move there after we turn this world into an unbearable Dante's Inferno , with our shameless leaving of kitchen lights on and wasteful Sunday afternoon drives.This could really be Al's ticket back to stardom. He could really be instrumental in saving all life on Earth, by finding a way to prevent that meteor from destroying our new home.And in gratitude. Ithink it only fitting that we honor him properly, namely by declaring him emperor of Mars.What a Martian leader he would be! He certainly would'nt let us ruin this planet, that's for sure.No kitchen lights left on needlessly on this planet, no way!

 I also feel that we should appoint Hillary Clinton as Emperess of Mars.Why you ask? Well you know if we don't give her the position, there is a very strong possibility that she will cry. Do we really want to risk that again?

Jesus Christ , Part Man , Part God , All Republican.

With Christmas  now upon us, it's time to address some issues that seem to really bug some secular liberals about this holiest of holiday seasons.First, there is the issue of what we are actually celebrating ,which seems to be up for debate , in some very confused minds.

Christmas is the celebration of the birth of the Son of God, pure and simple. If you have a problem with that, then don't celebrate it.Don't wander around in malls desperately looking for the perfect gifts for family and friends and work yourself up into a holiday stress syndrome if you are offended by the phrase "Merry Christmas". After all ,the word "Christ" is in the name of the holiday, for Christ's sake! It's a religious holiday, not a shopping orgy mall rats! Even Santa Claus is a saint , ya know, Saint Nicholas, who just happens to be a real guy by the way.

The next issue is this annoying habit all liberal Bush haters seem to have when they disagree with the president. They  love to throw up the theory that Jesus would not  approve of war ,and would certainly approve of socialized government programs that give freebies to people by taking the money from hard working people. This is NONSENSE. First, Jesus was not a pacifist who believed it's somehow wrong to defend yourself , your family, or your country against evil. On the contrary,The Bible strongly contradicts this.

First, on the issue of defending the innocent, Jesus states clearly that any one who harms an innocent child should be flung into the sea , with a millstone around his neck, and he further stated that it would be better if such a person were never born to begin with.

He physically defends the adulteress who is about to be stoned to death, and uses a whip to forcefully drive the moneychangers from his father's house, which is the Temple , of course.

And, as far as the "turn the other cheek" line goes,Jesus himself when he is struck by  a temple official verbally challenges him, and states that if what he said is true then he does not deserve to be hit . In other words, he is angry at the unjust assault and lets the priest know it, in no uncertain terms.

He also instructs the apostles to carry swords for protection , and peter uses his to cut off a soldier's ear in defense of Jesus!

In fact, most of Jesus life was spent in a very confrontational and agitational manner , and never passed up an opportunity to call the religious and govt. officials of yhe time "Hypocrites".

And, for all you tree hugging ,Greenpeacers out there, remember that Jesus once touched a fig tree and made it wither, simply because he was annoyed that the tree had no figs for him to eat!

Finally there are the words of Jesus in the Gospel of Matthew, "I come not to bring peace, but a sword".

So, in conclusion, I think that all this evidence proves that not only was jesus not a pacifist, but would probably make an excellent Vice President if anything happens to Dick Cheney!

Hillary Clinton; The Divorced Communist President .

There are three reasons why Hillary Clinton must not become President. Number One, she is a communist. Forget about Hillary Care, Higher taxes for the so called rich, and the complete inability to answer a simple yes or no question regarding whether illegals should have valid drivers licenses, the simple fact is that she makes Stalin look like Yankee Doodle Dandy .This is a woman whose mentor and idol in college was a professor who made no bones about the fact that he was a card carrying commie.It takes a village?Forced Health Care for everyone? Sorry comrade Clinton, but in America we believe it takes an individual, a free individual, who can decide himself whether or not he wants health coverage , from a free market run, not government run, Insurance company.She believes in big government and small , insignificant citizens , who will just shut up and vote for her with no questions asked. After all, who are we to ask her questions about her qualifications to be  president? Don't you realize she was married to the President for eight years?

Secondly,she is a woman.Now, don't get all upset ladies , let me explain what I mean. As a woman, she is subject to more emotional reactions to decisions that could affect the security of our nation. Do we really want someone with PMS to have access to nuclear missles?Or an entire army, airforce, and navy for that matter?And we already know she has a vicious temper, just ask Bill.

Let me put forth a hypothetical scenario just to illustrate what I mean. Hillary is PRESIDENT, and her relationship with her husband is far from cozy and cuddly. A Russian spy is recruited to Wine and Dine  President Clinton and ultimately get her to fall in love with him. Sound like crazy James Bond nonsense you say?Picture this if you will;

Russian Agent: " You know, you are really quite beautiful , my dear". "More wine?"

Hillary:"You really think I'm beautiful?" Well, all right, I guess I could show you a couple of the missiles ".

Third reason; Hillary will divorce Bill. That's right Bill Clinton fans . If you are voting for this unqualified pain in the ass just to see Bill back in charge, dream on, folks.She only stayed with this letcherous loser this long to further her political career , and if she becomes president, she will no longer need him.So, she will dump him, shack up with a russian spy that sweeps her off her feet, and then tells him all the missile launch codes during a prolonged session of "pillow talk".

So in conclusion , a vote for Hillary will ensure Communist takeover and possible nuclear war. Think before you pull that lever, comrade.

AL Gore Top of the Food Chain

The time has come for Al Gore to run for President again.Based on what? A film showing a doomsday scenario of ice caps melting and polar bears drowning? Even Hans Christian Anderson would dismiss this film as a fairy tale.

Besides,let's say the ice does melt.Polar bears are extremely aquatic, and can swim in frigid waters for hundreds of miles; that's more than Al Gore can say.And let's say you're a polar bear, and you're stalking your prey, which in this case is, let's say, Al Gore.

Now, do you think the polar bear has a better chance of stalking and killing Al Gore on solid grass and dirt, or on a sheet of ice?True, Al doesn't look like he's too swift a runner,but you have to admit the bear would have a much easier time catching and killing Al on dry ground than on ice.

So,finally, Global Warming doesn't really look that bad, after all. The grass is green,the flowers blooming, and Al Gore has made a significant contribution to saving an endangered polar bear's life.

Wishful Thinking

"There you go with that wishing stuff again! I wish you were a wishing well, so I could drop a bucket down ya and sink ya! James Cagney said that in the movie Public Enemy, and the sentiment applies to the more recent attempts by the liberal media to smear certain right wing figures with no more factual evidence than a wing and a prayer. Sorry George Soros and all your commie socialist pals, wishing just doesn't make it so.

General Petraeus didn't "betray us", and his report on the surge was factual, unbiased, and to think otherwise is not only insulting to an honorable man, but clearly shows just how scared and desperate the left is right now.If the war is won, they lose politically, it's as simple as that.

Rush Limbaugh simply never said what they are claiming he said. Rush's record is impeccable in defending and supporting our troops, and has been to Iraq and Afghanistan in person unlike Harry Reid , who is leading the charge on this wishing well fantasy that he hopes is true, but it ain't! Rush called soldiers phony that were in fact phony, they made up their military records and fabricated Iraq torture and murder scenarios,without even making it through boot camp! Now, if that ain't phony,then maybe we need to re-examine Baron Munchausen's adventures .Maybe they were factual as well!

So, MoveOn.Org pals, take some advice, will ya? wishing on a star for your socialist utopian dreams to come true just doesn't work. That Jiminey Cricket was, in fact , a PHONY!!!